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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    husband and wife

    Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
    se Husband bola:
    "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

    Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
    Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
    I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour
    hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
    Sawa paanch rupya de de..
    "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
    sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    Husband:u will never succeed
    in making that dog obey u!
    Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
    I had a lot of trouble with u at first...

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    Husband : (came frm office ) Darling i m tired should
    a cup of coffee
    Wife: oo sure sweetheart kitchen is besides you
    but plz make its strong n ya sugar shud b less..

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
    Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
    With Idiot For Ever

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
    husband: nothing

    wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
    husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date ......

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
    Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
    Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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    hahaha...very nice nehu jiii...
    .

    "Expect more from yourself than from others
    B'coz expectations from others hurt a lot while expectation from yourself inspire a lot"...

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    nehadhwn is offline Senior Member
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    thanku jii


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